THE INEVITABLE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE and stuff…

“Every family needs a zombie infestation plan.”  ~American Center for Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness

Speaking of the inevitable Zombie apocalypse, the People for the Ethical Treatment of the Undead (PETU) did form that council back in 1994 and are still working on establishing proper protocol for dealing appropriately with those individuals who are Living Impaired. Incidentally, zombies are looking for brains, which means there are a great many people in my hometown who have absolutely nothing to worry about…

What in the world does this have to do with writing? Easy…it’s my newest form of self motivation. See, every time I feel like stopping or taking a break, I’m simply going to imagine that Zombies will eat my brains.

“Write! Or I will eat you.”

Didn’t I tell you? Efficiency is the key. Not to mention how cost-effective it is. Zombies make great pets—they don’t use the facilities (it has something to do with that whole regenerative cell thing), and when they get hungry, I just feed them one of my obnoxious neighbors. I’m working on my cul-de-sac as we speak…

Zombie Apocalypse Preparedness tip #1: Surround yourself with cripples, they’ll never out run you. Better safe than sorry (or politically correct).

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3 responses

  1. I really liked this post. The guy I share an office with is extremely concerned with zombie invasions. He has recently been gun shopping and the main criteria for purchase is whether the firearm is sufficient to stop the expected multitude of zombie invaders.

  2. I.Z.A. I think I’m in love…

    I shall post your site in ‘Great Stuff’ immediately…for the good of mankind of course!

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